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Pickup lines guaranteed to make women hate you

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GENTLEMEN: If you ever want to have sex again, never, ever, under ANY  CIRCUMSTANCES use any of these lines. You have been warned...

 


 "Can I have your number? Cos I lost mine"

Pickup lines guaranteed to make women hate you

 

“I lost my virginity sometime back…can I have yours?”

Pickup lines guaranteed to make women hate you

 

 “Hey baby. Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.”

Pickup lines guaranteed to make women hate you

 

“Did my brain just put its d*ck in your mouth because you just blew my mind!”

Pickup lines guaranteed to make women hate you

 

“Nice legs. What time do they open?”

Pickup lines guaranteed to make women hate you

 

"Do you have a boyfriend? That’s ok. I’m not the jealous type"

Pickup lines guaranteed to make women hate you

 

"Hey girl, is your daddy in prison? Cause if I was your daddy, I’d be in prison"

 Pickup lines guaranteed to make women hate you

 

"I want you to have my abortion"

Pickup lines guaranteed to make women hate you

 

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