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5 signs your girlfriend is a STAGE-5 CLINGER!

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There is a fine line between attentive girlfriend and Industrial Grade Clinger. These are the top 5 signs to watch out for: 


 

1. She starts arguments and cries all the time.

Unless her pets keep dying or you are the one killing them, the frequency of the argument-cry cycle is way too high. This kind of drama might be a tactic to keep your attention, but what she doesn't realize is that it's actually driving you away. Fast. 

5 signs you're with a Stage-5 Clinger

 

2. She gets jealous of every single girl in your contacts list. 

Like, every single one. Even your family members. She wants to know your phone password and when you don't want to share it with her, she says this is proof that you are up to no good. You are considering changing your sister's name to "Bro" in your phone because she is so jealous. 

5 signs you're with a Stage-5 Clinger

 

3. She wants to do everything together.

You might as well get surgically attached, because this girl isn't letting you out of her sight. She wants to spend every single evening after work with you, the entire weekend and if possible, lunch breaks too. This is just one short step away from telling you she wants to create a shared Facebook Page and couple hastag. It's getting seriously clingly... 

5 signs you're with a Stage-5 Clinger

 

4. She can't bear to be apart from you.

Even when you are just going to pick up milk. She jumps on you the second you get home, and says she misses you even if you were just gone for 5 minutes. This is not only annoying, it demonstrates that she is so insecure in the relationship that she worries that you might forget her the second she is out of your sight. Not cool bro. 

5 signs you're with a Stage-5 Clinger

 

5. She goes into full interrogation mode.

If you do actually spend time apart. You will get the Third Degree, and it doesn't matter if you are telling the truth or not, you're going to feel guilty. This is uncool because it shows she doesn't trust you, and no relationship without trust can work long-term. 

5 signs you're with a Stage-5 Clinger

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