Hair Soup
"Waiter! There's a bunch of hairs in my soup!"
"Relax, Charlie; those aren't real hairs! They're only vegetable hairs."
"Good one; here's a hundred dollars for your trouble. Now BRING ME CHAMPAGNE!"
- 2
- Easy
- 25 mins
- 10 mins
- 5 mins
- Budget Friendly
Ingredients
- 2 onions
- 3 cups of onion hair
- 6 cups of hot dog water
- Salt
Preparation
Step 1
Bring six cups of hot dog water to a boil. If you want to feed more people, make sure that you set aside MORE hot dog water. The dog makes the dish!
Step 2
Smash two onions into a pulpy mess and slump them into the boiling dog water.
Step 3
Stir in your onion hair and salt to taste.
Step 4
When it's hot, slurp that soup down and trick your friends into thinking there are REAL hairs in their soup.
If you can't get enough hairs from your onions, try using corn tassels; that's what I do at home, and my sister can't even tell the dang difference!