7 SIGNS that PROVE you're his BOOTY CALL

1. He only calls you in the middle of the night

You haven't heard from him for three weeks, when suddenly he appears like a ghost at a very late hour, with quite a few drinks in his system. He doesn't ask you what you've been up to lately. Maybe, out of mere politeness, he'll ask you how you are. But all he really wants to know is what you're doing right now, at this very moment...and if he can come over.