Pickup lines guaranteed to make women hate you

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GENTLEMEN: If you ever want to have sex again, never, ever, under ANY  CIRCUMSTANCES use any of these lines. You have been warned...

 "Can I have your number? Cos I lost mine"

“I lost my virginity sometime back…can I have yours?”

 “Hey baby. Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.”

“Did my brain just put its d*ck in your mouth because you just blew my mind!”

“Nice legs. What time do they open?”

"Do you have a boyfriend? That’s ok. I’m not the jealous type"

"Hey girl, is your daddy in prison? Cause if I was your daddy, I’d be in prison"

"I want you to have my abortion"