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BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ONLY: This new bar is judging you

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Gourmandize

No, you aren't dreaming. Welcome to 2016!

The first bar for "beautiful people only" is about to open its doors in Los Angeles. 

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ONLY: This new bar is judging you

The bar is the newest business venture of the people behind BeautifulPeople.com, a dating website for, well, beautiful people. The site only accepts profiles from people deemed gorgeous enough to safely mix with their genetically blessed crowd, and have so far rejected around 11 million applicants worldwide. 

Greg Hodge, the Managing Director of the site says that the bar is the natural extension of their business. 

“We listen to our members and they are fed up of going out to expensive bars, hoping to meet similarly beautiful people, only to spend the night wishing that the lighting was lower" he said. 

Our hearts bleed for them. 

Existing members of the site will be given priority access to the bar, while non-members must make it past the Beauty Police - door staff who are expected to weed out un-beautiful pretenders. 

Unless of course, they are rich. If an individual has enough money the Hodge is willing to let a sub-par physique slide. Why? Because "wealth is a strong factor of perceived attractiveness – especially with women". Of course. 

Once inside the bar, guests have access to free hair and make-up artists, a range of healthy food and drink options as well as the regular bar.

At the end of a long night, they can also take advantage of discounted helicopter rides, ensuring they will not be accidentally exposed to any normal people.

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