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There's an IDEAL TIME to HAVE SEX according to Science... and it'll SURPRISE you!

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This it the IDEAL TIME to HAVE SEX according to Science... and it'll SURPRISE you!

Hot, sweaty, and ridiculously fun... According the science, there is an IDEAL time to engage in the best activity on earth... and we're only learning this NOW?!

All our preconceived ideas are melting away...

SO WHEN IS IT??

 

1. In the evening…

Obviously the ideal time to get your freak on is the evening: you're relaxed, you're done with all the annoying office drama (and that boss who gave you that urgent project 2 minutes before leaving), you've had a happy hour glass of wine, and you've still got energy left today...

Best of all you've got the whole night in front of you to do a thousand little things with your man (and we're not talking knitting)!

Yep, all the conditions are right to have a delightfully sweaty, bouncy bed-sesh with Mr. Sexy...

Ok, yes, these are undeniable truths and obviously we can only encourage you, but according to science THERE'S BETTER...

 

2. During nap time…

Mmmm, it's the weekend, we've calmed our hungry little bellies with a bowl of pasta (ok, yes, our lives revolve around food), the weather outside is dank and grey, and we're absolutely delighted to be totally lazy...

Isn't it the perfect time to sneak under the covers — freshly-washed, smelling heavenly — with Mr. Sexy, to show him the health benefits of a rigorous nap?

An excellent idea, and it does WONDERS for the body!

But hang on for a little longer, because researchers have found a truly better time to get acquainted with all his intimate curves...

 

3. Snack time!

You can feel something stirring deep inside, a growling, a hunger... It's the afternoon, around 4p.m., and your body needs something to keep it going. 

Your mind fills with ideas of cookies, chocolate, Mr. Sexy covered in cookies and chocolate... Yes, you need something you can taste.

Then you're asking yourself which is better: to make love to your pot of Nutella, or to make love to Mr. Sexy? Why choose?!

And just when the fantasy gets going, your boss stops in front of your desk and asks you about that huge presentation you're giving for Corporate tomorrow. Somehow you're tongue-tied...

Maybe this isn't the best time. The solution: find out REALLY when the ideal time is for sex, and it's...

 

4. Early morning!!!

At 7:30 a.m. precisely — right when you're jolting awake to curse the alarm you've already snoozed twenty times, and you look at the clock and realize you're super late, too late to shower, screw your hair, do you smell? No time to care...

YEP, according to research, this is the moment when your estrogen levels are exploding and all you want is to jump on top of Mr. Sexy and trampoline (which of course is all he wants at that hour)...

 

5. The ideal time depends on your age!

With nothing else to do, the scientific community has established the perfect time for sex depending on your age... Here's the skivvy: at 20 years old it's around 3 p.m., at 30 years old it's at 8:20 a.m. (on the dot!), at 40 years old it's at 10:20 p.m., at 50 years old it's at 10 p.m., and at 60 years it's around 8 p.m.

 

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Chocolaty Pear Loaf

Ingredients

  • 150g / 3/4 cup sugar
  • 150g / 2/3 cup softened butter
  • 3 eggs
  • 1 tsp fresh yeast
  • 180g / 1 1/2 cups flour
  • 190g / 1 1/2 cups chocolate, melted
  • 4 pears

Method

  1. Combine sugar,  butter and eggs in bowl. Mix well.
  2. Add fresh yeast and flour and mix through. 
  3.  Pour in melted chocolate and fold into mixture.
  4. Peel 4 pears (or as many comfortably fit in your baking pan)
  5. Pour chocolate mixture into lined or greased baking loaf pan.
  6. Evenly space the pears in the pan, sitting upright.
  7. Bake at 350°F / 180°C for 35 minutes.
  8.  Drizzle with more melted chocolate, and serve.
  9. Enjoy! 

 

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