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Recipes
Peanut Butter Soup
By Randy Bandages
A creamy, peanut buttery slop that'll go down smooth and leave you sick
- 1 Cup Creamy Peanut Butter
- 1 Cup Slurry
- 1 Tsp Shredded Colby Cheese
- 3 Oreo cookies, crumbled
Chili Blow Hole
By Randy Bandages
A zinger of a dish that will leave you gasping for more
- 1 pound of ground meat product
- 2 cans of Grodith's Red Bean Paste
- 4 Tsp of organic chili powder
- 2 onions, milked and diced
- 3 cups water
Randy Loaf
By Randy Bandages
A big brown loaf ala Randy
- 1 pound ground beef
- 1 pound bacon strips
- 1 onion, massaged and scalloped
- 5 eggs, beaten
- 2 cups bread crumbs
- 2 Wet Pup Original Hot Dogs, minced
- 6 cups ketchup
Hot Dog full of Peas
By Randy Bandages
Tired of boring meat dogs? Shove em full of pea mash; then you'll know how lucky you are REALLY
- 1 package Uncle Surly's Curly Dogs (8 hot dogs)
- 1 package hot dog buns
- 1 12 oz bag of dehydrated pea mash
- Boiling water
Monster Poop
By Randy Bandages
A spooky Haloween snack that is sure to leave even the ghouliest trick or treaters smiling and sweating and crying
- 1/2 cup raisins
- 1/2 cup chocolate chips
- 1/2 cup of capers
- A dab of olive oil
Cat Scraps
By Randy Bandages
A dried beef bonanza that's sure to keep your hogs barking up all kinds of noise
- 6-7 strips of dried beef scraps
- 2 cups rice
- 1 tsp ranch dressing
- 1 tsp Prancey Boy Blue fish oil
Randy's Bandages
By Randy Bandages
An exciting new take on that old stand by: CHEWING GUM!
- Pink bubble gum in strips
- Powdered suger (as needed)
Nun Cakes
By Randy Bandages
A fun spin on pancakes for the deeply religious
- 1 1/4 cup all purpose flour
- 3 teaspoons baking powder
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1 tablespoon crushed sugar cubes
- 1 cup ordinary milk
- 1 egg, NOT a brown egg or egg beaters!
- 3 1/2 tablespoons of melted butter
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 3 tablespoons black food coloring
Beans and Apples
By Randy Bandages
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but beans keep your colon cruising! How about the best of both worlds?
- 4 of your favorite apples, sliced and peeled
- 1 jumbo can of Crusher Hogan's Classic Brown Beans
- 1/2 cup water
Root Beer Meat Lumps
By Randy Bandages
These aren't your mama's meat lumps!
- 1 pound ground beef
- 2 1/2 cups bread crumbs
- 12 ounces FRESH root beer
- Salt