The Funniest Slang Terms For Sex
If you really want to ensure an awkward moment with a date, these are just a few of the expressions that should help get the job done:
Bumping Uglies (let's be real, neither of our sexes are good-looking in the aesthetic sense of the word)
Hiding the Bishop (this is almost politically incorrect)
The horizontal hula (makes sense when you think about it)
Makin' bacon (sex and food always wins)
Nookie (thanks, Limp Bizkit, for popularizing that one)
Roll in the hay (sounds innocent enough)
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Hanky Panky (wasn't this a children's song?!)
Churn butter (oh yeah)
Do the horizontal bop (makes you think of 'Bop It and how sexual that kid's toy actually was)
To know someone biblically (if the person is religious)
Hizzit the skizzins (ebonics)
Ouvrir le berlingot (Ravissant)
Shaboink (because it's short and sweet and to the point)
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