A Duck Walks Into A Bar...
Gourmandize Staff,
That's one clever duck!
A duck walks into a bar. "Got any grapes?"
"No, and we don't serve ducks in here."
The duck walks out, and a minute later walks back in
"Got any grapes?"
"No! And I already told you, we don't serve ducks in here!"
Again the duck walks out, and walks back a minute later.
"Got any grapes?"
"No!! And if you come in here one more time, I'm gonna nail your beak to the floor!"
The duck walks out, and a minute later walks back in.
"Got any nails?"
"No."
"Good. Got any grapes?"
Hehehe... Would you re-tell this one??
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VIDEO: Chicken Quesadillas
These quick and easy chicken quesadillas are the perfect, last-minute family dinner!
INGREDIENTS:
- 2 chicken breasts
- 1/2 cup of tomato sauce
- 1/2 cup of chives, chopped
- 1 tsp. of Mexican spice mix
- 4 Tortillas
- Cheddar
- Salt, to taste
METHOD:
- Put shredded chicken breast, tomato sauce, chives, and mexican spice mix in a bowl and mix together.
- Lay out the tortillas. Place a slice of cheddar in the center, and cover with the chicken mix.
- Fold up tortillas, and heat in a frying pan until golden.
- Enjoy!
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