SEXTING: We Dare You To Send These Kinky Messages

Gourmandize Staff, 10/19/2016

Got a kinky new booty call or just want to get your man all hot and bothered at work?

Here's what you should be saying to get the foreplay started and make him laugh at the same time.

1. "I'm going to let you do anything you want to me. Make it rain, babe, make it rain."

2. "I need you inside of me right now, just like that huge hot dog I ate for lunch."

3. "Tonight I'm going to make you come quicker than the time it takes to pluck my eyebrows."

4. "When I see you naked, I think you're sexy like a mozzarella stick."

5. "Last night, you were wild like Shakira's hair."

6. "In bed, you're like my favorite book: hardcover, full of twists and turns and utterly satisfying."

7. "Take off your underwear. I'm the pilot tonight."

Be careful, your guy needs to have a sense of humor...or be very, very stupid....

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