SEX: The Crazy Things We Think During A Dry Spell

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Well, we gotta admit it. Even though we'd probably NEVER admit it in front of someone we didn't know, it's been so long since our last booty sesh that we're starting to get cobwebs down there.

But now we're starting to wonder...what will happen to our body if we continue this dry spell for too long? 

Yea, we (kinda) freaked out...here are our thoughts:

1. Is it possible that something super weird could happen to us, like our hymen reconstructing itself? (with our luck, that would definitely happen and we'd later become a famous case in the history of medicine)

2. Does that make us newly born VIRGINS?

3. Nah, prolly not...but it can't hurt to check on Google...erm. Boom! Yeah we knew it.

4. What if we become very stiff? And our vagina ends up forgetting what a penis feels like, refusing to let it enter the next time we ever get the chance to hook up? Maybe we should train it, like with a vibrator? Mehhh, I'm really not a fan of plastic stuff.

5. Or WORSE: if our vagina started withering and shriveling up into itself, like a fry from McDonald's forgotten in the crevice of our couch?? (Then again, McDonald's fries never rot...there's a video about it.)

6. What if we FORGET what an orgasm is?! And we can no longer make it happen, either to ourselves or from someone else? Or we go so crazy when it does happen that we're like an inexperienced teenager, making weird faces and noises without control.

7. And finally, when will we meet the man who's going to bring us out of our dry spell for good?

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