A Man and An Ostrich Walk Into A Restaurant...

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A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant.

The waitress comes to take their order. The man says, "I'll have a burger and fries." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." After the meal, the waitress tells the man the total is $18.56. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact amount without looking and hands it to the waitress.

The man and the ostrich return to the restaurant the next day. This time the man orders a steak. The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." The waitress tells him the total is $25.62. Again the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact amount without looking.

The waitress says, "Okay, how are you getting the exact amount without looking?"

The man explains, "I met a genie who would grant me two wishes. My first wish was to be able to get the exact amount of money I need for anything by reaching in my pocket, whether a big or small purchase."

The waitress says, "That's genius, that way you'll never run out of money! What was your second wish?"

The man sighs and says, "I wished for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."

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