A Pious Man Goes Hunting For Food...
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A pious man goes hunting for food to feed his family. While tracking a large bear, he trips over a tree root, falls down, and loses his gun.
The man looks up, sees the bear charging toward him, and begins to pray. "Lord, I have been a good man my whole life and have never prayed for anything for myself, but please just this once, please turn this bear into a Christian for me."
The bear charges up to the man, and stops within three feet. The bear then drops to his knees, folds his paws, and says, "Thank you Lord for this food I am about to recieve."
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These quick and easy chicken quesadillas are the perfect, last-minute family dinner!
INGREDIENTS:
- 2 chicken breasts
- 1/2 cup of tomato sauce
- 1/2 cup of chives, chopped
- 1 tsp. of Mexican spice mix
- 4 Tortillas
- Cheddar
- Salt, to taste
METHOD:
- Put shredded chicken breast, tomato sauce, chives, and mexican spice mix in a bowl and mix together.
- Lay out the tortillas. Place a slice of cheddar in the center, and cover with the chicken mix.
- Fold up tortillas, and heat in a frying pan until golden.
- Enjoy!
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